April 2013
“I like to remember things my own way. How I remembered them, not necessarily the...”
– David Lynch, Lost Highway (via kateoplis)
ejacutastic:
talk to cute person
spend the next week imagining our life together
March 2013
don’t do drugs.
do me instead
dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow:
encounterrachael:
I like sleeping because it’s like being dead without the commitment.
this is going to be a famous text post
peroxide-king:
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
Until you get a boner
cosmo tip #611
expertcosmotips:
want to impress your man??? put a sausage in the blender and then pass him a note that reads “this is what im going to do to your peen”
then pour it into a glass and drink it without breaking eye contact
“When she is happy, she can’t stop talking, when she is sad she doesn’t say a...”
– Ann Brashares (via juicyisnotcouture)
February 2013
