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"I like to remember things my own way. How I remembered them, not necessarily the way they happened."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:59:49 -0400

““I like to remember things my own way. How I remembered them, not necessarily the way they happened.””

- David Lynch, Lost Highway (via kateoplis)

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:57:52 -0400

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:55:49 -0400

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 10:34:53 -0400

ejacutastic: talk to cute person spend the next week imagining our life together

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:21:15 -0400

ejacutastic:

talk to cute person

spend the next week imagining our life together

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:19:34 -0400

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:19:29 -0400

kateoplis: Always

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:27:27 -0400

kateoplis:

Always

don’t do drugs. do me instead

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 17:19:02 -0400

don’t do drugs.

do me instead

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Wed, 20 Mar 2013 10:09:19 -0400

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Wed, 20 Mar 2013 10:09:08 -0400

dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow: encounterrachael: I like sleeping because it’s like being dead...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 10:08:49 -0400

dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow:

encounterrachael:

I like sleeping because it’s like being dead without the commitment.

this is going to be a famous text post

i-want-to-be-a-pirate-john: isherlovewho: knight-of-knives: ch...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 10:07:13 -0400

i-want-to-be-a-pirate-john:

isherlovewho:

knight-of-knives:

charles-strider:

smalltownfloridabelle:

I’ve been waiting for this to show up on my dash again, it’s been like 2 years wtf.

/screams/

hOLY FUCKING SHIT

okay so my history teacher showed me this and you shouldve seen her face when she said the last line

Oh my god. Holy shit. What. the. hell.

assgod: never

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 08:10:07 -0400

assgod:

never

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Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:24:27 -0400

peroxide-king: I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:16:38 -0400

peroxide-king:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

Until you get a boner

cosmo tip #611

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:14:18 -0400

expertcosmotips:

want to impress your man??? put a sausage in the blender and then pass him a note that reads “this is what im going to do to your peen”

then pour it into a glass and drink it without breaking eye contact

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Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:14:02 -0400

"When she is happy, she can’t stop talking, when she is sad she doesn’t say a word."

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:13:28 -0400

“When she is happy, she can’t stop talking, when she is sad she doesn’t say a word.”

- Ann Brashares (via juicyisnotcouture)

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:58:35 -0400